August 21, 2008

Astroland in 'holding pattern'

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Astroland’s co-owner says she won’t put the storied Coney Island amusement park’s rides up for sale just yet, despite issuing an ultimatum that she would do so if she was not offered a lease for 2009 by Friday.

“I’m just kind of in this holding pattern,” Carol Hill Albert told amNewYork on Thursday. “I think I’m going day by day. I really just don’t know.”

Last week, Albert said she was inching closer to accepting the fact that Astroland would close forever on Sept. 7. The park’s lease with developer Thor Equities expires Jan. 31. Thor and City Hall have separate plans for the waterfront property, but construction before the end of next summer is unlikely.

Albert said Thor officials have not contacted her in the past two weeks. She declined to provide a new timeline for making a decision but said the process of selling and removing the rides will take months.

Albert briefly put Astroland’s rides up for sale last year before pulling them off the market. Thor eventually gave the park an 11th-hour lease extension for this year. While the rhetoric from Albert might seem familiar, she says the circumstances are different.

“Last year, every time my rides were to go on sale, I got a call from a city official asking me to pull the rides back, that they thought I was going to get a lease,” she said.

Albert said that city officials have expressed interest in having Astroland return next year but added that she has “not had the same confidence that I had last year.”

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Time running out on Astroland's 2009 hopes

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Throwback Thursday: Mad Men's New York, as seen from a 1960 Chevy Impala

Mad Men's first season takes place in 1960, and this ad for Chevrolet was filmed in Manhattan that very same year. During this two-minute spot, follow the red, convertible Chevy Impala as it wends its way through Gotham's streets. Highlights include Times Square (with a shot of the original Ripley's Believe It or Not), Park Avenue, blocks that appear to be straight out of Helen Levitt photos, and even Washington Square Park, where the driver saunters through without notice. (The park used to be open to cars, although by 1960, cars had been banned.)

And if you want some insight into the Greenwich Village of Midge Daniels -- Don Draper's art illustrator girlfriend whose heart really belongs to an unctuous beatnik/proto-hippie -- check out this most glorious of films, "Village Sunday." It preserves 12 precious minutes of the neighborhood when it was really "The Village."

-- Rolando Pujol

Amanda Beard and Michael Phelps and Ricky Martin's twins in Ridonkulous Internet trends of the week

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Ricky Martin is the Daddy of new twins, and Amanda Beard stupidly denies rumors of dating Michael Phelps.

So it was rumored on the Internets earlier in the week that American Golden boy Michael Phelps was dating Olympic swimmer turned Playboy Playmate Amanda Beard. However, when asked about the rumors on a recent radio interview, Beard said, "EW! I have taste," and was not linked with the 8-time gold medalist hottie. Come on Amanda, there's at least a million girls who'd kill to be linked with Phelps, and since your career has digressed to stripping off your skivies for everyone from Hugh Hefner to PETA, it might have done you some good to think about spending some time with Phelps.

Also, based on these photographs, Phelps doesn't need any assistance in the hooking young hotties department. Also, it appears he's found a new BFF in Brady Quinn.

The trend of men with questionable sexualities having babies with surrogate mothers continues. Michael Jackson started this over a decade ago, Clay Aiken continued the trend earlier this summer having a child with a 49-year old friend, and finally, it was announced earlier this week that Ricky Martin had twins with a surrogate mother. Congrats are in order to all the new daddies!

Is Phelps hot? Judge for yourself with 107 of the hottest Olympic athletes.

He is hot? Thought so. Check out our smoking hot Michael Phelps gallery.

See our photos of Ricky Martin through the years.

Also, check out the 18 celebrity tot royalty photos that Martin's twins will no doubt soon be joining.

--Lizzy

And a rovin' they will go: walkout planned for Saturday

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Hundreds of New Yorkers are planning to head out of town the hard way this Saturday as part of an organized walk-out sponsored by the Sanctuary of Hope, an off beat performance space in Ridgewood, Queens.

The group is meeting at Union Square on Saturday and planning to head up Broadway, spending the night in Van Cortlandt Park, before ultimately, two days later, ending up in Croton Point Park in Croton-on-Hudson.

The idea began with three friends making weekend plans.

"We all have lived in New York for such a long-ass time and we were trying to get out of it," said Matthew Blair, 26, who is organizing the event and who runs Sanctuary of Hope.

He added that this is an apolitical walkout--"it's a demonstration, not a protest," he said--and that folks are invited to peel off after a few miles or even a few blocks.

Blair also said that he hoped that more would join along the way, Forrest Gump-style.

There they hope to make their way back to the city courtesy of Swoon and her merry mob on Swimming Cities and Switchback Sea

--David Freedlander

The haps around town today ...

11:30 a.m. Hydrox cookie tasting and 100th anniversary celebration; Big
Daddy’s Diner
, 239 Park Ave. South, between 19th and 20th streets.

2:30 p.m. to 3:30 p.m. Nets rookies Brook Lopez, Ryan Anderson and Chris
Douglas-Roberts
read to children; NBA Store, Fifth Avenue at 52nd Street.

5 p.m. Terrence Howard, Solange Piaget Knowles and Michelle Williams
kick off J&R’s MusicFest concert series; City Hall Park

5:30 p.m. to 9 p.m. City Council hosts annual Jamaican Independence Day Celebration; City Hall.

6 p.m. to 8 p.m. Coca-Cola celebrates their new aluminum bottles; The Yard at Soho Grand, 310 West Broadway, between Grand and Canal streets.

7 p.m. Photo opportunity with Roger Federer and Rafael Nadal; Mandarin
Oriental Hotel
, 80 Columbus Circle, at 60th Street.

9 p.m. Miss Hawaiian Tropic Zone NYC Summer Pageant; Hawaiian Tropic Zone, 729 Seventh Ave., at 49th Street.

Bad Britney Spears vocals: Proof that you can't sing and dance at the same time

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The Internet comedy sensation "Funny or Die," which recently hit us with Paris Hilton's John McCain campaign ad rebuttal, has struck again with a bit of technical ingenuity that reveals -- or rather confirms -- that even during the height of her hot body performance days, pop tart Britney Spears just couldn't sing.

Between all the gyrating, hip-shaking and hair-tossing, the poor girl's vocals amount to little more than gasps and heaves with a few guttural syllables thrown in the mix.

In the below video, some soundboard geek has isolated Britney's mic from several "live" performances -- just stripped away her canned track and backing vocals and laid it bare for all to hear. To be fair -- could anyone pull off the songs while engaging in the sort of boot camp choreography Britney favors?

-Click here for 67 good, bad and ugly photos of Britney Spears

See more funny videos at Funny or Die

August 20, 2008

GOP, Dem mystery missiles

A missile-shaped structured was hauled down Seventh Avenue near 34th Street on Wednesday night, emblazoned on both sides with McCain and Obama's names.

Do you know what these mystery missiles are? A protest of some sort? Apparently, Jet Angel is behind it.

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— Emily Ngo and Garett Sloane

Jennifer Garner expecting baby No. 2

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Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck (Photo: Getty)

-See 18 photos of adorable celebrity tots!

-And 21 photos of Jennifer Garner and hubby Ben Affleck

Jennifer Garner has ended months of pregnancy rumors, finally admitting today that she and hubby Ben Affleck are expecting a second child.

“We’re so excited, obviously,” Garner told Access Hollywood.

Garner, 36, wouldn’t reveal the baby’s sex. She and Affleck, also 36, have a daughter, Violet, who is almost four.

Garner told Access Hollywood that the speculation over her second pregnancy was amusing.

“It always makes me laugh when people say ‘Is she?’ ‘Isn’t she?’ It’s like eventually you will know, so just chill out for a minute,” she said.

-See 18 photos of adorable celebrity tots!

-And 21 photos of Jennifer Garner and hubby Ben Affleck

Rep. Stephanie Tubbs Jones: Not dead

The Associated Press moved an alert not 10 minutes ago stating that Stephanie Tubbs Jones a US Representative from Ohio, had died. Then, about a minute ago, recanted that alert with this gem of comedic gold.

Kill the APNewsAlert saying U.S. Rep.
Stephanie Tubbs Jones has died. A doctor says she is in critical condition.

Yes, its very sad that someone is dying, but a slow golf clap goes to the Associated Press on this one.

Play a game of dead or not dead with yourself here.

--Lizzy

World Trade Center and Virgin of Guadalupe murals draw the curious on City Island


Murals in the parking lot of the Neptune Inn on City Island include one of the World Trade Center, which is peeling away, and another for the Virgin of Guadalupe, which is intact. (Photos by Rolando Pujol)

If there's one thing that City Islanders enjoy in great numbers, it's seafood places. The Neptune Inn, on the island's southern tip, has been closed for years because of a fire, but still draws the curious because of the murals in its parking lot.

Two murals in particular attract attention. One is in shabby condition, and shows the World Trade Center. A local restaurant worker who noticed us snapping photos of the murals last weekend told us that the paint began to flick away shortly after 9/11, in a coincidence that some felt poignant, if a touch bizarre. But what raises even more eyebrows is the mural right next to it, which shows the Virgin of Guadalupe. That mural is in excellent shape, with no serious signs of damage.

This juxtaposition, this person said, has inevitably led people to impute some greater meaning to the murals, and, he says, even pay their respects at the murals. (A third mural, right next to the one of the WTC, has some paint damage but not as much.)

We later asked around and found no other such reports, but we can say for sure that the murals are striking. Another sight-seer also noticed the murals and was snapping away while we were there. Other Web sites have found the Neptune Inn's murals worthy of mention.

Soon, these conversation pieces may be a memory.

The restaurant -- its windows smashed open and trash and furniture everywhere -- is poised for demolition, we were told. And that means those murals that attract so much attention may well disappear along with the old Neptune Inn.

The murals are 35 City Island Ave., across from the popular Sammy's and Lobster Box restaurants. And keep an eye on Urbanite for more dispatches from our recent visit to City Island.


-- Rolando Pujol

Jessica Simpson boozes it up on 'healthy' beer

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Jessica Simpson (Photo: Getty)

Add beer spokeswoman to Jessica Simpson's list of jobs. The Texas native, 27, is now the face of Stampede Light Plus beer, the company announced today. She is also a shareholder and has a 15 percent stake in the company.

"Yes, I work out and take care of myself, but I also like a cold beer once in a while," Simpson said in a statement.

Stampede Light Plus bills itself as a healthy drinking choice, infused with B vitamins, folic acid and folate.

"Jessica is America's sweetheart and an internationally known entertainer who takes care of herself," Lawrence Schwartz, who founded Stampede, said in a statement. "You can see it in her smile, her skin, her confidence and her obvious physical fitness."

-See 59 photos of Jessica Simpon's looks through the years

— Julie Gordon

Jennifer Hudson, Bow Wow, Busta Rhymes, and Soulja Boy on the town

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Jennifer Hudson on the town

Check the good, the bad, and the ugly at last night's parties, featuring a BET party with Terrence Howard, Bow Wow, Busta Rhymes, and Soulja Boy.

Photos from Getty

The haps around town today ...

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Mi>Ludacris at an education event today.

11:30 a.m. to 1:30 p.m. Olympic swimming legend Mark Spitz coaches couples competing in “Hyatt Resorts Three for Free Vacation Training Camp”; Vanderbilt
Hall at Grand Central Terminal, 87 E. 42nd St.

12:30 p.m. to 2:30 p.m. Seniors attend prom with voluntary dance partners from Goldman Sachs Community TeamWorks; Dorot, Inc., 171 W. 85th St.

7 p.m. Twelve-year-old star of Nickelodeon’sThe Backyardigans
debuts movie starring Ludacris and Kobe Bryant about the importance of education to African American boys; Tishman Auditorium, 66 W. 12th St.

7 p.m. Salsa orchestra La Excelencia performs free for River-to-River at Wagner Park.

August 19, 2008

Jonas Brothers+iPhones+MacBooks: Soho residents say enough Apple

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Joe Jonas of the Jonas Brothers plays at the Apple Store in New York City.

-Click here for 88 photos of the Jonas Brothers in concert, at the Apple Store and around the U.S.

Is Apple, that quirky computer company of urban hipster cred, turning into that loud out-of-control club neighbors hate?

So say residents and store owners on quiet cobblestone SoHo side streets who are sick of lines stretching around the block, renovation work done at all hours of the night and blasé store managers who scoff at their concerns.

“For weeks when they were selling the iPhone, it was like breadlines in Russia,” said Sean Sweeney, president of the SoHo Alliance, a neighborhood group and a 30-year resident of the neighborhood. “They should know better. Let’s just say the bloom is off the apple a little bit.”

Sweeney and other community activists penned a letter this week to Manhattan Borough President Scott Stringer, alleging that “no bar, nightclub, or construction site comes close to continually ruining our quality of life like Apple SoHo has.”

For many, the coup de grace came when the Prince Street flagship hosted a concert by teen-pop sensation the Jonas Brothers last week. Neighbors said that thousands of pre-teen and teenage girls surrounded the store all day to get into its 80-seat theater, and stayed screaming on the sidewalk well past midnight.

“They want to create a stir get a big crowd in the street for the events, but they have no right to treat this place like its Madison Square Garden,” said Bo Riccobono, 62, a resident of the neighborhood since 1984 and a professor at New York University.

He said Apple has been hosting events each month that draw too large a crowd for the store or narrow streets surrounding it to handle.

Repeated phone calls to Apple representatives were not returned.

The Apple SoHo opened in 2002 when the company started a slew of flagship stores in major metropolitan areas around the world in an effort to cut out third-party retailers and control the buying experience of their products, according to Chris Breen, a senior editor at MacWorld magazine.

There are more than 200 Apple stores worldwide, and a new one opens ever few weeks. In New York, there’s three in Manhattan, one in Staten Island and one coming soon in Brooklyn.

“The whole point was to come in and experience Apple in this jewel-like environment where you were supposed to feel like it was Tiffany’s or something,” Breen said. “The Jonas Brothers concert was for them to show that, ‘hey, we’re New York and we are not just a computer company. We are a musical behemoth but in a cool way.’”


He added that in the future, the store would probably look to tone down its primacy as a rock venue.

“They understand the need to be a good neighbor,” he said. “They are like the 25-year-old who just moved to your building and throws a beer bash once a year but makes sure to tell all the neighbors first so they don’t call the police.”

And Owen Linzmayer, author of “Apple Confidential 2.0: The Definitive History of the World’s Most Colorful Company” said after the success of the iPod, the company’s ethos and image changed from scrappy underdog to swaggering corporate cool.

“The company’s fortunes have changed quite a bit in the last decade, and the attitude has changed as well,” he said. “They went from being defensive and just trying to survive to now where they clearly are a little more aggressive and don’t care as much about public opinion.”

Now all of the estimated 10,000 residents tucked into SoHo’s cast-iron lofts consider the Apple store a bad addition to the neighborhood.

“It’s convenient,” said Carol Chen, a 15-year resident of the neighborhood who said she probably has popped into the store once a month. “They always have the newest things. It’s exciting.”

But being an Apple-user, even a devoted one, doesn’t mean SoHo residents succumb to the charms of the store.

Hirotsugu Aoki has lived a few doors down from what is now the Apple store since the ‘70s in a loft that contains no fewer than five Apple computers, but avoids the store down the street.

“For 15 years I was always telling people that they should switch from their PC’s,” he said. “I feel betrayed.”

-Click here for 88 photos of the Jonas Brothers in concert, at the Apple Store and around the U.S.

--David Freedlander

'Whole Foods' of kosher shops opens in Midwood


A boy does some grocery shopping at Pomegranate kosher foods supermarket on Tuesday in Midwood. (Photo by AP)

Dubbed as the “kosher Whole Foods,” Pomegranate, Midwood's much-anticipated upscale supermarket, opened its doors yesterday to a neighborhood full of observant Jews, many with disposable income.

"This is a prime location," said a well-dressed orthodox woman who did not wish to be named. She was impressed by the cleanliness of the store. "I waited two years for something to open here; what was here before ... was filthy."

The 20,000-square-foot store at 1507 Coney Island Ave. at Avenue L replaces a KDS Supermarket. It has a 50-car parking lot and full-time rabbinical supervision over products ranging from prepared foods (bundles of haricot verts, sushi, roasted chicken) to imported snacks to dry-aged beef. A butcher pointed out a customer who bought $150 worth of their best steaks, at $32.99 a pound.

"Our clients will come from way beyond Midwood," manager Mayer Gold said. "I've already seen hundreds of people in here from all walks of life."

Gold tells us that any time the store or its kitchen is open, there are two rabbis paying attention to every move. Its "high-end that happens to be kosher," he says.

But some people were just window-shopping. "It won't be my main store," said a woman in her 30s who declined to be named. "But there are some interesting items."

The store is owned by Abraham Banda, of Williamsburg, who also owns a kosher grocery store in Great Neck, Gold said.

Jesse Blonder, director of the nearby Center for Kosher Culinary Arts, hopes Pomegranate will live up to its claims. "I hope to have a one-stop shopping experience over there," he says. "I can't send my staff to Red Hook Fairway every time we need good kosher cheese."

-- Sara Pepitone

Two Boots pizza stomps up to Yorkville


Mimma's in Yorkville was a solid spot for a slice. (Photo by Emily Hulme)

On my way to work this morning, I noticed this sad sight: My favorite neighborhood pizzeria -- Mimma's, on 84th Street and Second Avenue -- is now the future home of another Two Boots.

Now, I know people like Two Boots, and I myself have enjoyed a slice from time to time. But it's a very particular taste, and we already have a gourmet pizza shop in the neighborhood: Pintaile's. Sometimes you're just in the mood for a slice's slice, and that's what Mimma's excelled at. Also, they were open late, making them a perfect post-bar stop on the way home.

Mimma's was nothing fancy, but they had a good sauce and served simple pizza done right. You will be missed. RIP Mimma's ... long live Two Boots.

-- Emily Hulme

A Bronx building and its unknown tales


Do you know the story of this Bronx building? Urbanite wants to know. (Photos by Jefferson Siegel)

In the Bronx, at 436 Westchester Ave. near Bergen Avenue., just blocks from the area known as The Hub, sits this small two-story building. In faded letters one can read "N Y Post Office Station R"

The ground floor appears to be empty; the second floor is occupied by "John's Gym" where boxing is offered for women. Several women wearing boxing gloves were observed running around an empty lot across the street one day, obviously part of their training.

Does anyone know the history of this building? Or, to be more specific, about its post office days?

-- Jefferson Siegel

Stoned? You still won't think this Park Slope sign is clever

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It's Rolando who has a penchant for New York signs (older, history-saturated ones at that), but I couldn't pass up a chance to share this blatant abuse of puns.

"Stoned," located on Brooklyn's Fifth Avenue at St. Marks Street, sells ... ahem ... stones. Crystals of some sort. I guess that's why all those dreadlocked kids in tie-dyed shirts left the store shaking their heads in disappointment. Just joking, Stoned owners.

The boutique name gives me almost as big a headache as "Pastabilities" and "Get Framed" in Syracuse. Report commercial pun abuse here on Urbanite.

— Emily Ngo

* See our extensive collection of classic and cool New York signs.

Alert Cher, Nicolas Cage: 'Moonstruck' brownstone sold for $4M

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From the Associated Press: A New York City brownstone made famous by a 1987 romantic comedy starring Cher and Nicolas Cage has sold for nearly $4 million.

The deal was closed last week and confirmed by Elliot Lokitz of the Corcoran Group real estate firm.

The exterior of the Brooklyn Heights brownstone was featured in the movie "Moonstruck," which also starred Olympia Dukakis.

In one scene, Dukakis stands outside the house with a male suitor who exclaims: "My God, it's a mansion!" Dukakis responds: "It's a house."

The four-story brick house had been owned by the same family since 1959. It first went on the market in 2006 for $5 million.

The new owners were not identified.


-Click here for photos of Cher's looks through the years.

-Click here for 18 photos of the brownstone's Brooklyn Heights neighborhood.

MTV asks wannabe models to lose weight

As if young girls didn't feel enough pressure to be thin, MTV is glorifying weight loss to achieve a model-esque figure with a new reality show.

The network's upcoming series "Model Makers" puts girls who are tall enough to be models — just not skinny enough — through 12 weeks of intense training to help them get down to their ideal size.

Women must be between 17 and 24 years old, 5'9" to 6' tall and 130-190 pounds to enter. A 5’9” woman weighing 130 pounds has a Body Mass Index of 19.2. The healthy range is 18.5 to 24.9.A 5’9” woman weighing 130 pounds has a Body Mass Index of 19.2. The healthy range is 18.5 to 24.9.

The show, which is currently casting, will begin taping in September and air sometime next year.

Here's an excerpt from the press release I received:

"Women come in all shapes and sizes, but models don't. The term model conjures an image of stick-thin, towering beauties oozing confidence, glamour, poise and sexuality from every pore. "Skinny," "no body fat," and "size zero" are the words and phrases associated with models. "Chubby," "well-fed," and "big- boned" are not."

It goes on to say, "With weekly eliminations looming, models must put their best foot forward at all times while staying focused on losing weight."

A show rep responded by saying, "The goal of the show is for women who have the potential to be a model by losing weight in a healthy and realistic time span. Ideally we are not accepting model-thin girls for the competition just women who have a little extra weight and are ready to do what it takes to become the next supermodel."

Model manager Michael Flutie will spearhead the "transformations." The winner will receive $100,000, a modeling portfolio, a personal trainer for a year and "the chance to jumpstart the career of your dreams."

We'd prefer "America's Next Top Model" to this excuse for entertainment any day.

-See 63 photos of super-skinny models

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— Julie Gordon


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