Stars… sometimes they're too much like us.
 
A late-night Taco Bell run put a "hammered" Charlie Sheen in the mood to make friends earlier this week, which backfired when they recorded it all on video.
 
In the footage obtained by TMZ, fans behind Sheen in the drive-thru line call him over to their car. The actor then proceeds to announce, "Sorry I'm so [expletive] hammered," before pulling down his already mostly unbuttoned shirt to show off his tattoos.
 
It appears that Sheen, who calls his fellow fast food patrons "awesome" and "hilarious," could have chatted all night. But luckily, a man named Chuck, who seemed to be Sheen's ride, saves him from having to eat cold tacos (that was a close one), beckoning the actor back to his own vehicle.