May 25, 2012
  • 1/3/08 By Ryan Chatelain

    Top 8 other things Isiah Thomas believes (one for each of the Knicks’ pathetic wins)

    Photo credit: Game Face

    Isiah Thomas believes the Knicks will win a championship under his leadership. Here’s what else our top-secret fictional sources tell us he believes:

    8. Blonde twenty-something pop stars actually sing live.

    7. There will be a sequel to “Titanic.”

    6. The calculator watch will make a comeback.

    5. Broadway also showed reruns during its strike.

    4. I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter is indeed butter.

    3. Stephon Marbury is a point guard.

    2. Barry Bonds just drank a lot of milk.

    1. He feels pretty, oh so pretty.

    AP Photo by Nell Redmond

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