New York just got that much more ridiculously good looking. And just plain ridiculous.
Three men in leopard suits blared trumpets at the corner of 14th Street and 8th Avenue on Tuesday afternoon, as more male models (read: out-of-work actors) in shiny silver suits posed or flew by on scooters sporting "Blue Steel" faces to announce the grand opening of The Derek Zoolander Center for People Who Don't Age Good -- or DZCFPWDAG, for short.
This collaboration between Kiehl's and "Zoolander 2" offers an exclusive 6.5-step program to keep you really, really ridiculously good looking.
Gaining a few stress wrinkles is more likely after a visit to the DZCFPWDAG, because this is New York, and any free experience will be really, really ridiculously crowded.
Take a look inside.
Welcome to DZCFPWDAG
This is Derek Zoolander's gift to you
Step 1: Do you age good or NOT good?
Step 2: Decontamination
But really you don't need a hazmat suit to try these Kiehl's products
Step 3: Youthful scents-ability
The Top Secret Fountain of Youth is off-limits
Step 3.5: PTNR
This is the look you're going for
Step 4: Phalangeal preservation
You may even meet your identical hand twin on the runway
Step 5: Youthify your insides
Free wisdom is available throughout the center