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An impaler for president

Recently my very talented and very handsome (his own description) colleague, Ryan Chatelain, wrote about the wide-ranging third-party candidates vying for the White House. One of those candidates is Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey, a vampire who wants to punish dangerous criminals by impaling them with an 8-foot stake.

— Emily

Tags: third-party candidates , emily ngo , third-party politics

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