On the next episode of ... the VEEP!
Tensions rise at the Asylum as vice presidential hopefuls Gov. Bobby Jindal, Gov. Charlie Crist and Mitt Romney fight to look the least Democratic while eating calamari. Your sweatshirt is a nice shade of green, senator, remarks Romney, Brooks Brothers? McCain lets out a sigh at Mitts unabashed pandering that makes even him cringe.
So, Bobby, McCain turns to his left, I cant believe they had steak on the kids' menu! Jindal rolls his eyes and turns up his iPod. Forty years of a generation gap will not be filled so easily.
McCain looks awkwardly around and meets the gaze of Crist. He holds out his plate and asks, Charlie, can you serve me Florida?