They'll fix you; they fix everything
This Halloween season, the scariest thing haunting American households is not a witch, a ghost or Joe Bidens usage of the term gird your loins. Its the dreaded robocall.
According to CNN, some families in battleground states are receiving more than twelve robocalls per day. Some are even receiving pro-Obama robocalls that protest pro-McCain robocalls. The horror the horror!
Dont live in fear, citizens! Register your phone number with StopPoliticalCalls.org today and avoid the terror of hearing Rudy Guilianis voice whisper the words sex offenders into your ears.
-- Meg Boyle