Don't these events belong in Flushing?
In an odd coincidence, there are a bunch of bathroom-related events in Manhattan today.
To revive a cheesy pun that never gets old, we're wondering why they weren't slated to go down in Flushing ... but anyway ... if you're interested in potty-humor ... read on:
First off -- from 7 a.m. to 2 p.m., the publisher of Uncle Johns Bathroom Reader humor series celebrates National Bathroom Reading Month; automatic public toilets at Madison Square Park, 23rd Street and Madison Avenue.
And second -- at 10:30 a.m. -- Display of top entries in Toilet Paper Wedding Dress contest; Ripleys Believe it or Not! Odditorium, 234 W. 42nd St.
-- Lauren Johnston