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Forget "90210." How about a "Dawson's Creek" remake?
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I am not excited for tonight’s “90210” remake. It was before my time, so sorry if I’m not all yay-Kelly’s-back.
I propose a remake of “Dawson’s Creek.” Now! It’s a tall order to bring back the cast as adult characters as they have mildly successful careers. (Face it, “Tori and Dean” sucks.) Here’s my casting call nonetheless:
Joe Jonas, of The Jonas Brothers: He’s Dawson, the sweet guy who’s oblivious to everyone’s crush on him.
Jamie Lynn Spears: The new girl, like Michelle Williams' character. Her parents sent her away because she was acting up and getting all pregnant and stuff.
Miley Cyrus: Like Katie Holmes’ Joey, she’s awkward but she has spunk and charm.
Malcolm David Kelly, of “Lost” fame: A Pacey-like, slacker character. He disappeared all the time on “Lost;” he’ll have little problem cutting school like Joshua Jackson did.
Then, bring Katie Holmes back as the aunt who preaches scientology to Jamie Lynn. (The same way Jen’s grandma preached Christianity to Michelle Williams.) And bring in James Van Der Beek as the local drunk who buys the high schoolers beers! Action!
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