On Bedford Ave this morning, we found the above, extremely disturbing take on the ubiquitous Dan Smith Will Teach You Guitar flyer:
Below its doppelganger, instead of talk about playing with confidence in different styles and genres is a bit about an alcoholic and psychotic rage.
Also of note, we did find this website with links to a map of where all "Dan Smith Will Teach Guitar" flyers can be seen around the city.
And in case you are interested, the tabs on the bottom say, "Call Clamp At 212.561.0674."
And if you dare, please let us know how it goes