Cant believe this took us so long:
Letterman's Top Ten List of Eliot Spitzer Excuses:
10. Oh come on, like you were never involved in a prostitution ring.
9. Hookers is fun.
8. Just trying to help the economy.
7. Have you ever been to Albany?
6. Its part of my new MTV prank show, Spitzd.
5. Havent been myself since Roy Scheider died.
4. Uh, tainted beef?
3. Whether its a hooker or your wife, youre always paying for you married fellas know what Im talking about.
2. Wanted to be known as the Charlie Sheen of politics.
1. I thought Bill Clinton legalized this years ago.