My name is (fill-in) ... and I am a Starbucks addict.
If Tuesdays three-hour Starbucks closing left you with symptoms of withdrawal, weve got news for you Youve got a problem.
Dont believe us? Here are the top 10 (other) ways you know youre a Starbucks addict:
10. Even when youre not having coffee, you sit in Starbucks because the musics just that good.
9. Green and black are your favorite colors.
8. That dude who made the film 171 Starbucks is your idol.
7. You time your coffee breaks around the cute baristas work schedule.
6. Youve actually asked if you can purchase the art on the walls.
5. You use the word Starbucks like people use Kleenex or Xerox.
4. You use Starbucks-speak in the outside world. i.e., Ill have a tall nonfat beer.
3. You know that if you order a drink for here, some Starbucks will give you a ceramic mug.
2. You bought the Starbucks Christmas ornaments and youre Jewish.
AND ... the No. 1 way you know you're a Sbux addict is:
1. You know why only some employees wear black aprons (Theyve completed the Coffee Master course).