Ridonkulous Internet Rumors of the Week
So since perusing the hot trends of the Internet is part of our gig here at Urbanite, we've seen some pretty ridiculous stuff people search for. However, this week there have been quite a few that have shocked even us.
1. Ali Lohan's boob job This one isn't so much Internet rumor as it is JUST PLAIN MF'ING RIDICULOUS. I'm no defender of the Lohan family, as I think they're mostly a bunch of orange, overexposed "celebrities" who could seriously use a class in how to be a productive member of the human race, but speculating on the validity of a 14-year-old's breasts? Please. Wow, her chest is bigger than it was a year ago. See, something happens to a girl's body when she reaches her early teens. Hips spread, things start growing where they didn't before. It's called puberty. Come on , think back to sex ed, or just read the WebMD section on human sexuality.
2. Elizabeth Taylor murdered. Although actually, she wasn't. The health of Liz has come into question over the past few months, as she hasn't been seen out much, and when she has, she has been frail and in a wheel chair. Allegedly the fuel for this rumor was some sort of e-mail spam with "Elizabeth Taylor murdered" in the subect line according to here. If you got that e-mail, be careful, and make sure your Norton Antivirus is updated, becase its pretty likely a virus that will fry the living daylights out of your motherboard.
3. Big Foot Dead. Rumors of Bigfoot's whereabouts have circulated for eons. Whether or not he actually exists remains a question. However, this week a couple of guys out in Cali claimed they had DNA evidence that Bigfoot actually exist, and plan to hold a press conference tomorrow afternoon to exhibit their findings. I don't think I'm reaching if I call shennanigans on this one, right?
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