The haps around town today ..
Vivica A. Fox outside the Bryant Park Fashion Week tents.
All Day: Celeb/fashionista gazing outside the big white Bryant Park Fashion Week tents. You need a pass to get inside, but no credential required for streetside ogling. We saw Vivica A. Fox earlier ... hopefully you'll see better.
10 p.m.: The Mr. and Miss Williamsburg Pageant - As we told you a few weeks ago, it took a malt-liquor shoplifter to come up with this one. If you care, head out to Billyburg and watch the neighborhood all-stars parade their version of chic down a contrived catwalk at Supreme Trading. Many meta-levels of irony here. It's making our heads spin. (213 N. 8th St. at Driggs Avenue, 718-599-4224; $10)