Derek Jeter reportedly turns on 'Friday Night Lights' star
Derek Jeter and Minka Kelly?
OK, this officially is ridiculous now. Derek, you have made your point. You'll be 34 next month. It's time to settle down and start a family. Give someone else a chance.
(UPDATE: Be sure to read the first comment posted below. I would have made it the Friday Comment Contest winner if it had been posted before I bestowed this week's honor.)