I'm a bad person; I don't care whether Joba starts
Please enjoy the many other fine Newsday sports blogs.
UPDATE: Here is a comment contest contender in response to this post from a loyal reader, quoting George Costanza in "The Deal" episode:
"You ask me to have lunch, tell me you slept with Elaine, and then say you're not in the mood for details. Now you listen to me. I want details and I want them right now. I don't have a job, I have no place to go. You're not in the mood? Well you get in the mood!"
Excellent! By the way, here is Newsday's most recent update on the developing Joba situation, which again has me wondering why I didn't become a trapeze artist like my mother advised me to.
I'll go back to writing my newspaper column now.