Neil Best leaves no stone unturned in the world of sports media.
I've never been suspended and am starting to feel left out
Alcohol apparently was involved. But she only was driving her mouth, so I believe it was legal.
Pretty soon, I am going to be the last media person left in America not suspended for saying or writing something off color. That is my goal, anyway.
Best way to achieve it: stay biege, or gray, or perhaps a dull, buttery, off-white. Nothing bold or naughty.
Sigh. I should have been a marine biologist or a Chinese food delivery man or something useful to society.