I've never been suspended and am starting to feel left out
Alcohol apparently was involved. But she only was driving her mouth, so I believe it was legal.
Pretty soon, I am going to be the last media person left in America not suspended for saying or writing something off color. That is my goal, anyway.
Best way to achieve it: stay biege, or gray, or perhaps a dull, buttery, off-white. Nothing bold or naughty.
Sigh. I should have been a marine biologist or a Chinese food delivery man or something useful to society.