Neil Best leaves no stone unturned in the world of sports media.

I've never been suspended and am starting to feel left out

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There is a protest scheduled in Bristol Friday against ESPN's Dana Jacobson that is based on a comment she made might very well not have made at a roast of some colleagues a couple of weeks back.

Alcohol apparently was involved. But she only was driving her mouth, so I believe it was legal.

Pretty soon, I am going to be the last media person left in America not suspended for saying or writing something off color. That is my goal, anyway.

Best way to achieve it: stay biege, or gray, or perhaps a dull, buttery, off-white. Nothing bold or naughty.

Sigh. I should have been a marine biologist or a Chinese food delivery man or something useful to society.

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