Tom Brady, slowed by knee, can't run away from Suzy Kolber
Here is what Suzy Kolber should have said to Tom Brady as the Patriots quarterback tried to run away from her after Monday night's pull-it-out-their-tushes victory in Foxborough:
"Dude, ESPN is paying $1.1 billion a season to show these games - and thus help pay your bloated salary - so you'll stop and talk to me when I tell you to stop and talk to me."
One other amusing Patriots-related moment from Week 1: The NBC studio guys were discussing memorably awful game-losing plays after what happened to the Bengals against the Broncos.
After Tony Dungy weighed in, Dan Patrick turned to NBC's other new analyst, Rodney Harrison, and said, "What about you?"
Said Harrison: "What about me? Are you kidding me?" Then he reminded Patrick of a certain play in Super Bowl XLII.