Tom Seaver has never cooked and served me a steak
Here is a link to Deadspin to a link to Slate to a story by Pat Jordan that most of you will find to be another whiny dispatch from an old sportswriter about how cool the job used to be but is less so now.
But I'm an old sportswriter and enjoyed it. And it's my blog. Deal with it.
Have a nice evening.
And all you umpires out there, please observe all potential home run balls very carefully, will you? Thanks.