Too bad Brett Favre didn't learn to skate in Mississippi
The Isles' Bill Guerin wasted little time in explaining the recently rewritten facts of Long Island sports life to young Josh Bailey during the team's open house Saturday night . . . not to mention getting in some mild rookie hazing.
Go to IslandersTV for the video. Cute.
That's it for now, people. I've got a Tuesday newspaper column to write.
Enjoy the rest of the live noon to 3 p.m. SportsCenter. Watch that ball bounce between the Yanks' first and second basemen, over and over and over.