Eat and Drink 12 most Urban Outfitters things about Urban Outfitters' new midtown cafe By Melissa Kravitz Updated June 19, 2015 1:28 PM Print Share fbShare Tweet Email In case you couldn't walk your urban outfitted self over to Whole Foods during your lunch break, Urban Outfitters has cooked up a solution: UO Cafe! This isn't the first New York Urban outfitters to serve food: Williamsburg's UO on houses celebrity chef Ilan Hall's The Gorbals, purveyors of excellent dishes like bacon-wrapped matzo balls and whole pig heads. Formerly an Intelligentsia coffee shop, the new UO Cafe quietly opened in Urban Outfitters' massive 35th St. and 7th. Ave. shop a few weeks ago. While lunch options in the surrounding area aren't wonderful, the new UO cafe screams Urban Outfitters from its multiple sriracha flavored products to the single-cup tea brewers for sale with your lunch. Here are some of the most Urban Outfitters things about their new eatery. 1. The coffee menu looks like this Photo Credit: MELISSA KRAVITZ Note: the lack of prices. Upon asking the barista the price of a cold brew (not even listed on the menu), he couldn't provide information. A few feet down, the person working at the cash register said a small was $2.45. Australian brand Will and Co provides the beans for this priceless operation. 2. The font on this sugar packet Photo Credit: MELISSA KRAVITZ "OOOH BABY I LIKE IT RAW" - said no one ever. But UO Cafe thinks this is a good way to market their 1/2 teaspoon packets of raw sugar, also from Will and Co. 3. There are 6 types of milk Photo Credit: MELISSA KRAVITZ We're not sure if Urban Outfitters even offer six sizes of clothing, but at least they have almond, soy, skim, 2% skim, whole and half and half to add to your mysteriously priced coffee drink. 4. You can buy a Mason Jar mug to take your coffee to go Photo Credit: MELISSA KRAVITZ New York: The Mason Jar State 5. The organic, natural snacks are laid out like accessories Photo Credit: MELISSA KRAVITZ Organic hard candies are pretty essential to any midtown shopper's life. 6. You can accessorize with Sriracha Kettle Chips Photo Credit: MELISSA KRAVITZ Summer 2015's hottest look is a bag of Sriracha Hot Chili Sauce Kettle Cooked Potato Chips! 7. You can also accessorize with Bloody Mary flavored chips Photo Credit: MELISSA KRAVITZ Don't even bother showing up to bottomless brunch without them. We mean it. 8. Chase down those accessories with some kombucha Photo Credit: MELISSA KRAVITZ Don't even feign surprise that you can hydrate for an Urban Outfitters shopping spree with "bubbly probiotic tea". 9. The food menu looks like this Photo Credit: MELISSA KRAVITZ Admire the industrial ceiling and then look down at the *listed* prices for pre-made sandwiches. Baffling, however, is the "composed salad" in which a behind the counter employee will scoop things like Brussels sprouts and farro from big bowls into a a cardboard container which is then weighed for your wallet's enjoyment. 10. The $30 "composed salad" Photo Credit: MELISSA KRAVITZ See above. 11. The eating counter has more Sriracha, chopsticks Photo Credit: MELISSA KRAVITZ While there's nothing overtly Asian on the menu, UO Cafe has ample amounts of chopsticks to enjoy your food with. Also featured: More Sriracha and Sir Kensington's artisanal ketchup. 12. Before you go, don't forget to buy a souvenir! Photo Credit: MELISSA KRAVITZ This is a retail shop, after all! By Melissa Kravitz Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Comments We're revamping our Comments section. Learn more and share your input.