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Donald Trump's 'Celebrity Apprentice' cabinet

Donald Trump has shown himself to be nothing if not an unpredictable presidential candidate, so maybe it's not much of a stretch to imagine that he'd try to fill his theoretical cabinet with "Celebrity Apprentice" all-stars.

In a terrifying fantasy world where all that happened, these seem like the most logical picks based on their reality show personas.

Vice president: Penn Jillette

Iconic magician Penn Jillette is our pick here
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Iconic magician Penn Jillette is our pick here for a simple reason -- he is probably the smartest contestant in the history of "Celebrity Apprentice."

Secretary of State: Dennis Rodman

Hey, he's already got diplomatic entrée into North
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Hey, he's already got diplomatic entrée into North Korea.

Secretary of Defense: Lou Ferrigno

Lou Ferrigno's famed
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Lou Ferrigno's famed "Hulk" certainly was tough and strong, and took no prisoners.

Secretary of the Treasury: Arsenio Hall

Arsenio Hall earned plenty of money back in
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Arsenio Hall earned plenty of money back in the day, and that gives him a marginal leg up on some very lackluster contenders.

Attorney General: George Takei

George Takei is flat-out awesome and could probably
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George Takei is flat-out awesome and could probably be trusted to run a fair-minded Department of Justice.

Secretary of Health and Human Services: Johnny Damon

Johnny Damon is a former MLB star, so
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Johnny Damon is a former MLB star, so he's presumably pretty healthy, and the ex-Yankee has the good fortune of not being Jose Canseco or Terrell Owens.

Secretary of Homeland Security: Meat Loaf

Meat Loaf doesn't seem like a very intuitive
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Meat Loaf doesn't seem like a very intuitive pick here, but his screaming rage at Gary Busey is the stuff of "Celebrity Apprentice" legend, so he'd at least be tough-minded.

Secretary of Education: Annie Duke

The poker player is supremely intelligent and has,
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The poker player is supremely intelligent and has, throughout her career, demonstrated an understanding of the value of coherent thought, which is more than can be said for many of her fellow contestants.

Secretary of Transportation: Sharon Osbourne

Hmmm... well, she's certainly traveled a lot.
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Hmmm... well, she's certainly traveled a lot.

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