EntertainmentCelebrities Donald Trump's 'Celebrity Apprentice' cabinet By amNY.com staff Updated May 4, 2016 12:07 PM Print Share fbShare Tweet Email Donald Trump has shown himself to be nothing if not an unpredictable presidential candidate, so maybe it's not much of a stretch to imagine that he'd try to fill his theoretical cabinet with "Celebrity Apprentice" all-stars. In a terrifying fantasy world where all that happened, these seem like the most logical picks based on their reality show personas. Vice president: Penn Jillette Photo Credit: Getty Images / Ethan Miller Iconic magician Penn Jillette is our pick here for a simple reason -- he is probably the smartest contestant in the history of "Celebrity Apprentice." Secretary of State: Dennis Rodman Photo Credit: Getty Images / Laura Cavanaugh Hey, he's already got diplomatic entrée into North Korea. Secretary of Defense: Lou Ferrigno Photo Credit: Getty Images / Alberto E. Rodriguez Lou Ferrigno's famed "Hulk" certainly was tough and strong, and took no prisoners. Secretary of the Treasury: Arsenio Hall Photo Credit: Getty Images / Aaron Davidson Arsenio Hall earned plenty of money back in the day, and that gives him a marginal leg up on some very lackluster contenders. Attorney General: George Takei Photo Credit: Getty Images / Jason Kempin George Takei is flat-out awesome and could probably be trusted to run a fair-minded Department of Justice. Secretary of Health and Human Services: Johnny Damon Photo Credit: Getty Images / Jared Wickerham Johnny Damon is a former MLB star, so he's presumably pretty healthy, and the ex-Yankee has the good fortune of not being Jose Canseco or Terrell Owens. Secretary of Homeland Security: Meat Loaf Photo Credit: Getty Images / Justin Sullivan Meat Loaf doesn't seem like a very intuitive pick here, but his screaming rage at Gary Busey is the stuff of "Celebrity Apprentice" legend, so he'd at least be tough-minded. Secretary of Education: Annie Duke Photo Credit: Getty Images / Jeff Bottari The poker player is supremely intelligent and has, throughout her career, demonstrated an understanding of the value of coherent thought, which is more than can be said for many of her fellow contestants. Secretary of Transportation: Sharon Osbourne Photo Credit: Getty Images / Jason Kempin Hmmm... well, she's certainly traveled a lot. By amNY.com staff Share on Facebook Share on Twitter More on this topic Celebs who've backed Hillary Clinton, Bernie SandersTeam Bernie or Hillary? Celebrities who support RepublicansSarah Palin, Phil Robertson and more celebrities are endorsing Republicans. Why Donald Trump appeals to MillennialsTrump's willingness to speak his mind is a sign of good leadership to some Millennials. Comments We're revamping our Comments section. Learn more and share your input.