Entertainment 'Hamilton' parody 'Jeb! An American Disappointment' spoofs presidential campaign By amNY.com staff Updated April 20, 2016 9:23 AM Print Share fbShare Tweet Email In New York City, two subjects have reigned supreme over everything else for the past month or so: the presidential race and "Hamilton" the musical. Now, the two have met. In what can only be described as an artistic feat, 19 people on the Internet produced the "Hamilton" parody to end all parodies. It's called "Jeb! An American Disappointment," (see the full script: here) and the former Florida governor and ex-presidential hopeful Jeb Bush is the main character. The full-length, two-act script also features a supporting cast of characters including Donald Trump, Chris Christie and other important political figureheads. Here are the best lines on the past and present presidential candidates from this year's election cycle: Jeb Bush Photo Credit: Getty Images / Sean Rayford "I'm the next Bush up in line, but unlike my big Bro I told the Ivies no and taught the kiddies down in Mexico That's where I met a stunner, this biddie named Columba Learned some Español, scored her numba, and from huh (her) I have gained a really lovely wife, true love of my life And with her assistance we'll win the Latino vote, right?" Chris Christie Photo Credit: Getty Images / Kayana Szymczak "Braaah! Braahh! I am Governor Chris Christie Up in it, lovin' it, runnin' the Garden State, New Jersey Close down your bridges and Subways, delays These days, the gays are ablaze, please pass the mayonnaise?" Donald Trump Photo Credit: Getty Images / John Moore "While we're talking let me offer you some deal advice Talk...loud. Say dumb s---. Don't let them know that you're a raging hypocrite." John Kasich Photo Credit: Getty Images / Andrew Burton "So he governed the Florida government? It's full of the dying, and dead and retired and Jeb is likewise" Bernie Sanders (on George W. Bush) Photo Credit: Getty Images / Brett Carlsen "He took our millennials from lame memes to dank memes I hate to admit it but he didn't get enough memes For all the memes he gave us" Marco Rubio Photo Credit: Getty Images / Rhona Wise "My name is Marco I'm a candidate And I'm a little nervous cause I can't debate" Hillary Clinton Photo Credit: Getty Images / Timothy A. Clary "Egos rise Discourse falls The Republicans have made their call For the vote Watch them run They have torn each other into pieces Jesus Christ, this will be fun!" By amNY.com staff Share on Facebook Share on Twitter More on this topic Secrets of Alexander Hamilton's New YorkHe might've been the greatest New Yorker of all time. Backstage at HamiltonThe show that blew us all away. The live #Ham4Ham lottery is back"'Hamilton' makes every New Yorker proud," de Blasio said. Comments We're revamping our Comments section. Learn more and share your input.