News 12 things Hillary Clinton could do for NYC as president By JOSH STEWART Updated April 11, 2015 12:43 PM Print Share fbShare Tweet Email Hillary Clinton's inevitable entrance into the presidential race offers an obvious question for each New Yorker: "What's in it for me?" We don't disagree, so here are some actions the prospective President Clinton can take right after the inauguration to help out the Big Apple. Remember, we're New Yorkers, we don't like to wait! Make Bill de Blasio show up on time Photo Credit: Getty Images / Spencer Platt You would think Middle East peace or college affordability would be loftier goals, but this one has proven to be quite the challenge. Bring Derek Jeter out of retirement Photo Credit: Newsday / Mark La Monica Here's the idea: He comes back just for home games, with Hill getting MLB to enact the following ground rules at Yankee Stadium: Jetes plays DH, gets to bat every inning, and every player who records an out against him is immediately ejected and suspended. Annex New Jersey (for real!) Photo Credit: Jeff Zelevansky/Getty Images Think of all the parking spots this would open up for New Yorkers! Plus, it'll make the transition easier after Hillary picks Chris Christie as her running mate! Cancel New York Fashion Week Photo Credit: Getty Images / Jemal Countess Few real New Yorkers can get into the shows, leaving the man on the street to watch wannabes dressed up like Space Cadets prance around for attention. That said, instead of canceling the festivities, a "Pantsuit Promenade" down Fifth Avenue would be a fitting alternative. ?Give the Giants and Jets an extra first-round draft pick Photo Credit: Getty Images / Rich Schultz The big question is whether she just gives them the extra draft pick, or makes the pick herself. We're betting on the latter! Make the Naked Cowboy put on some clothes Photo Credit: Getty Images Um, we're over it! Relocate the White House to Manhattan Photo Credit: Getty Images Manhattan's already the center of the universe -- this would just make it official. Hillary wouldn't have to go far to visit her granddaughter, and hey, we want an Easter egg roll too! Make cheesecake the national dessert Photo Credit: Patsy's NYC staples like Patsy's will love this one. This will come one week after Clinton promises a dirty water dog in every pot. Make each borough a state Photo Credit: Getty Images Each borough is unique enough to be a state: Manhattan speaks for itself, Queens has hosted the World's Fair, Brooklyn has the Botanic Garden, the Bronx has Yankee Stadium and Staten Island has, um, eh... we'll get back to you. Implement tourist-free zones Photo Credit: Getty Images You must show your NYC ID to get in! And don't take "Um, I forgot my ID but will this cheesy 'I (Heart) NY' T-shirt do?" as an excuse. We offer actress Sarah Ann Morris merely as a potential example. Order a makeover for the Statue of Liberty Photo Credit: AFP/Getty Images Pantsuit? By JOSH STEWART Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Comments We're revamping our Comments section. Learn more and share your input.