Instead of sitting back and watching summer slip right through your fingertips, it's time to grab it by the horns.

And where's the best place to do that? On a boat, obviously.

Leave the Circle Line for the tourists, because these cruises are anything but ordinary. You'll indulge in fresh local grub, enjoy some off-kilter entertainment, and maybe even learn a thing or two.

Yelling, "I'm on a boat!" never felt this good.