Trump the gift-giving competition with some weird, funny political merchandise.

With the 2016 election just around the corner, now's the perfect time to gift a candidate-themed stocking stuffer.

After all, nothing quite says "I love you" like a Hillary Clinton scrunchie or a pair of Rand Paul flip-flops, right?

Scroll through for some of our top political gift picks.

Stand with Rand in these flip-flops

Do you know someone who stands with Rand?

Do you know someone who stands with Rand?

If so, they should be standing on these Rand Paul flip-flops all summer long.

The sandals will only set you back $20 -- money well spent for a hilarious holiday gift.

Gift this to: The anti-NSA beach bum in your life.

(Credit: RandPaul.com)

Cruz into your holiday party in this ugly sweater

'Tis the season for ugly Christmas sweaters. Snag

'Tis the season for ugly Christmas sweaters.

Snag one of these $65 limited edition Christmas sweaters from Cruz's campaign.

Gift this to: The fashionista in your family.

(Credit: TedCruz.org)

Color us impressed with this bizarre gift

Now's your chance to gift something that has

Now's your chance to gift something that has the potential to be as colorful as Donald Trump's 2016 presidential bid.

"The Trump Coloring Book" features images of Trump shaking hands with an extraterrestrial and playing chess with Russian President Vladimir Putin.

The book goes on sale Dec. 15. Yellow crayons are not included -- perhaps the perfect stocking stuffer to pair with the book?

Gift this to: The artist in your life.

(Credit: Post Hill Press )

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Get #ReadyforHillary with this hair accessory

Your loved ones' hair will be #ReadyforHillary if

Your loved ones' hair will be #ReadyforHillary if you buy them these amazing scrunchies.

Hillary Clinton has been known to sport a scrunchie from time to time. Now, you or your friends can rock a partisan ponytail with this wonderfully weird accessory.

The scrunchies are "100 percent cotton, 100 percent feminist" and cost $10.99 according to HillaryScrunchies.com.

Gift this to: The pantsuit aficionado in your life.

(Credit: HillaryScrunchies.com)

Give the gift of a tattooed Ted Cruz

A picture may be worth a thousand words,

A picture may be worth a thousand words, but this poster will leave your gift recipient speechless.

This "Blacklisted and Loving It" poster shows a shirtless, tattooed and cigarette-smoking Ted Cruz.

It will run you about $55, and "due to demand," you should order it three to four weeks in advance.

Gift this to: The biggest Ted Cruz fan you can find.

(Credit: TedCruz.org)

Trump the beer pong competition with these cups

Beer pong just got a whole lot more

Beer pong just got a whole lot more interesting.

These Donald Trump party cups are the perfect gift for the loudmouthed party animal in your life.

They cost $20 for a pack of three Trump 2016 cups.

Gift this to: Anyone in a fraternity.

(Credit: DonaldTrump.com)

'Feel the Bern' with this punny mug

Be careful not to 'Bern' yourself on your

Be careful not to 'Bern' yourself on your next cup of joe with this punny mug.

The $15 coffee mug, available on Bernie Sanders' website, reads, "Caution: Contents may cause a serious Bern."

Gift this to: Your socialist liberal arts professor.

(Credit: BernieSanders.com)

Hydrate with this Marco Rubio water bottle

Keep your H2O within reach at your next

Keep your H2O within reach at your next big speech with this reusable water bottle.

The $30 eco-friendly bottle combines love of puns and patriotism -- it reads, "Water great nation."

Gift this to: Marco Rubio... or whoever's giving the next State of the Union rebuttal.

(Credit: MarcoRubio.com)

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Smash this Donald Trump pinata

Do you know someone who's extra angry about

Do you know someone who's extra angry about anything (or everything) Donald Trump has said since announcing his candidacy? We know the perfect gift.

Buy this mini $28 Donald Trump pinata for a loved one-- or feature it at a holiday party, where it's bound to be a smash hit.

Plus, there are tons more to choose from on Etsy.

Gift this to: Any Democrat, Trump's GOP opponents.

(Credit: Etsy / MosaicBones)