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Trump, Clinton jokes at the NYC Al Smith dinner

Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton sat just one seat from each other at the annual Alfred E. Smith Memorial Foundation Dinner at the Waldorf Astoria Thursday night, which came the day after their final presidential debate.

Traditionally, during election years, the dinner is attended by the presidential candidates, who put attacks on their opponents aside for friendly jokes. This year, however, some of Trump's jokes may have gone too far, receiving boos instead of laughter from the audience.

Alfred Smith V, whose family hosts the dinner, called this year's event "one for the record books."

"Donald had some very solid minutes early on and eventually he crossed the line and took it a little too far," he told CNN on Friday. "Hillary, on the other hand, was able to laugh at herself and at the same time not underplay any of the serious things that Donald Trump has said or done."

Here's a look at some of the jokes made by both Trump and Clinton during their speeches.

'Donald looks at the Statue of Liberty and sees a 4'

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"Donald looks at the Statue of Liberty and sees a 4," Clinton said, "maybe a 5 if she loses the torch and tablet and changes her hair."

"You know, come to think of it, you know what would be a good number for a woman? 45," she added.

"She very civilly said, 'Pardon me'"

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"Just before taking the dais, Hillary accidentally bumped into me and she very civilly said, 'Pardon me,'" Trump said. "And I very politely replied, 'Let me talk to you about that after I get into office.'"

'Usually, I charge a lot for speeches like this'

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"This is such a special event that I took a break from my rigorous nap schedule to be here," Clinton joked. "It's a treat for all of you, too, because usually I charge a lot for speeches like this."

'Melania gives the exact same speech and people get on her case'

To give proof of the
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To give proof of the "biased" media, Trump said, "Michelle Obama gives a speech, and everyone loves it ... My wife, Melania, gives the exact same speech and people get on her case."

'I’m sure it’s even harder when you’re translating from the original Russian'

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"You notice there is no teleprompter here tonight, which is probably smart, because maybe you saw Donald dismantle his prompter the other day," Clinton said. "And I get that. They're hard to keep up with, and I'm sure it's even harder when you're translating from the original Russian."

'Here she is ... pretending not to hate Catholics'

Trump said Clinton has a public policy and
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Trump said Clinton has a public policy and a private policy. "For example, here she is tonight, in public, pretending not to hate Catholics."

'How is Barack going to get past the Muslim ban?'

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"If Donald does win, it will be awkward at the annual Presidents Day photo, when all the former presidents gather at the White House, and not just with Bill," Clinton said. "How is Barack going to get past the Muslim ban?"

'Hillary is so corrupt, she got kicked off the Watergate Commission'

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"I'd like to address an important religious matter: the issue of going to confession. Or, as Hillary calls it, the Fourth of July weekend with FBI Director Comey," Trump said. "Hillary is so corrupt, she got kicked off the Watergate Commission."

'If you can’t beat them, go on Fox News and call them a genius'

After naming a number of New York politicians
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After naming a number of New York politicians in the room, including Gov. Andrew M. Cuomo, Mayor Bill de Blasio and former mayor David Dinkins, referring to each of them as "the Honorable," Clinton said, "And we have Rudy Giuliani."

"Now, many don't know this, but Rudy actually got his start as a prosecutor going after wealthy New Yorkers who avoided paying taxes," She continued. "But, as the saying goes, 'If you can't beat them, go on Fox News and call them a genius.'"

'Hillary has forgotten more things than most of us will ever, ever, ever know'

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"Hillary has been in Washington a long time," Trump said. "She knows a lot about how government works. And according to her sworn testimony Hillary has forgotten more things than most of us will ever, ever, ever know."

'The first president who started a Twitter war with Cher'

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"Whoever wins this election, the outcome will be historic," Clinton said. "We'll either have the first female president or the first president who started a Twitter war with Cher."

'I got the chance to meet the people who are working so hard to get her elected'

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"I know Hillary met my campaign manager, and I got the chance to meet the people who are working so hard to get her elected," Trump said. "There they are -- the heads of NBC, CNN, CBS, ABC -- there's The New York Times, right over there, and The Washington Post. They're working overtime."

'I suppose you can judge for yourself on WikiLeaks in the next few days'

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"I hope you enjoyed my remarks tonight," Clinton said. "I said no to some jokes that I thought were over the line. But I suppose you can judge for yourself on WikiLeaks in the next few days."

'All of the jokes were given to her in advance'

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"Now some of you haven't noticed, Hillary isn't laughing as much as the rest of us," Trump said. "That's because she knows the jokes. And all of the jokes were given to her in advance of the dinner by Donna Brazile."

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