Transit NYC subways: Thoughts everyone has while riding the train By amNY.com staff Updated July 21, 2016 12:32 PM Print Share fbShare Tweet Email With little in the way of entertainment, the subway is the perfect place to reflect on your own thoughts. Whether you're screaming to yourself about how rude the person next to you is being or musing over meeting your future husband or wife on a crowded platform, we've all been there. Read on for thoughts everyone has while riding the subway. Dreaded eye contact Photo Credit: iStock "Oh no, I made eye contact with the creepy guy. That subway ad I've seen 500 times looks really fascinating." I guess I'm going to walk Photo Credit: iStock "Of course the only time I hear an announcement that isn't garbled is when it's to tell me that the train is bypassing my stop. I guess I'll just walk the extra 10 blocks back toward my office." Backpacks Photo Credit: iStock "Of course he's not going to take his backpack off. Why would he bother to make room for the countless others trying to squeeze onto this rush hour train?" The smells Photo Credit: iStock Sniff sniff. "Am I the one who smells?" (Surreptitiously smells armpit while scratching nose) Door hovering is great – not Photo Credit: Getty Images / Spencer Platt "Oh you're just going stand in front of the door. Move? Move! I need to get off the train." Curiosity in confined spaces Photo Credit: iStock "I wonder what that lady is reading; she seems really into it. I need a new book to read." (Leans over to spy at woman's Kindle) I’m going to be late Photo Credit: AFP Getty Images / Jewel Samad "We haven't moved in 5 minutes; I'm going to be late." (Waits an eternity and looks at phone again) "Yup, it's been 7 minutes; I'm definitely going to be late." Hello Wi-Fi Photo Credit: iStock "Did my phone just vibrate? It did vibrate! I have a text message -- on the subway. Wait, is that guy talking on the phone? Oh there's Wi-Fi at this station." (Texts boss that you'll to be late for work.) Push me one more time Photo Credit: Anthony Lanzilote "If this woman doesn't stop digging her elbow in my back, I am going to end up on the evening news." Everything is sticky Photo Credit: iStock (Grabs handrail and cringes) "Why is it sticky? No, I don't want to know. Maybe I'll just take my chances balancing my weight." I should buy a bike Photo Credit: AFP Getty Images / Don Emmert "I could probably bike to work faster -- and lose 5 pounds in the process. Ugh, but I sweat too much." Sick passenger Photo Credit: Getty Images / Spencer Platt "This so-called sick passenger better be on the way to the hospital if I'm going to miss my meeting over this." Manspreaders are the worst Photo Credit: Melissa Kravitz "I wonder what he would do if I just sat on his knee." I spy a cute guy (or girl) Photo Credit: iStock "Oh, he's cute." (Imagines our wedding and future children) "Oh my god, he noticed me staring." (dies of embarrassment) "I can totally get off at the next stop and walk 20 blocks." Gross seats Photo Credit: iStock "What is that? Is that chocolate? Please let it be chocolate. I'm just going to stand." Buskers: Making train rides awkward since forever Photo Credit: iStock "If I stare hard enough at this ad for plastic surgery, maybe they won't ask me for a tip today." By amNY.com staff Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Comments We're revamping our Comments section. Learn more and share your input.