Eat and Drink 'Keeping up with the Cowdashians' The five Cowdashians: Kendall, Kim, Khloe, Kourtney and Kylie live on a farm in the U.K. -- until they're turned into hamburger. By MELISSA KRAVITZ April 27, 2015 10:29 AM Print Share fbShare Tweet gShare Email One butcher is really milking the Kardashians' success. Great British Meat Company, a U.K. based online butcher, has created a reality show about their cows to boost publicity. 'Keeping up with the Cowdashians', a two-minute video featuring Kim Cowdashian looking at herself in the water trough and licking her rump, features the five Cowdashian cows, but no Cownye, yet. While we're not really condoning comparing cows to women, the poke at America's celebrity culture is indeed laughable. The Cowdashians have Facebook, Instagram and Twitter accounts, with another episode of bovine drama coming soon. Spoiler: we're pretty sure the Cowdashians will become Steakdashians at some point... By MELISSA KRAVITZ Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Comments Comments section is temporarily on hold. Here’s why.