64 McCully Ave.
This 9,000-foot McMansion boasts six bedrooms and eight bathrooms on Lighthouse Hill in Staten Island. The real estate contains countless celeb-worthy perks, including a basketball court, crystal chandeliers, porcelain flooring, a custom BBQ kitchen, a swimming pool, a gym, a sauna-- you get the idea. The house is fully furnished and comes with a double garage, a basement full of game rooms, and what is described as a "Gone with the Wind" stairway in the foyer. And indeed, it is hard not to give a damn about this listing, even if you are only dreaming.
Buy it for $2,649,000 at streeteasy.com (Credit: Streeteasy.com)