Entertainment Caption This cartoon contest Submissions for panel no. 7 are now closed; the winning caption - and panel 8 - will be posted March 22. Check out past winners of our biweekly cartoon caption contest. By amNewYork staff Updated March 18, 2019 12:04 PM Print Share fbShare Tweet Email Welcome to Caption This. Our biweekly cartoon contest offers up New York-inspired panels, and asks that you caption them. The artwork is by Brooklyn-based artist Dean Kotz, and if you win, you'll get Dean's work — signed and with your caption. (Read the contest rules here.) amNewYork editors will select the winner — then we'll do it all over again, once every other week. Scroll down for the current panel, and scroll a bit more for past winners and runners-up. And check back on Friday, March 22, for panel no. 8. #7 | MARCH 8 The submission window is now closed. THE WINNER#6 | FEB. 22 "I'd like to see him tiptoe through the tulips with those talons." —Erwin Wolf, Little Neck Runners-up "Polly want a vocal lesson?" —Andy Ward, Bushwick “I used to date him back in the day.” —Gladys Van Putten, Hell’s Kitchen THE WINNER#5 | FEB. 8 "For the millionth time, this is not Top of the Rock." —Jessica Martinez, Woodside, Queens Runners-up "These 'Sex & The City' walking tours are getting ridiculous." —Christina Greco, Pelham Bay, Bronx “Excuse me, what is the code to your restroom?” —Colt Hausman, East Village, Manhattan THE WINNER#4 | JAN. 25 “Whatever you do, don’t bring up the elephant on the roof.” —Shelby Tuper, Williamsburg, Brooklyn Runners-up D.U.M.B.O with a rooftop view. —Ann Blau, Flushing, Queens "Wow, the ring toss at San Gennaro must've been really easy this year?" —Frank Greco, Country Club, Bronx THE WINNER#3 | JAN. 11 "Whatever happened to give your dog a bone?" —Vincent Gicola, Far Rockaway, Queens Runners-up "You've heard of a teacup Yorkie? Well, that's a martini-shaker mutt." —Will Pomerantz, Upper West Side "I'm his designated walker." —Monique Edwards Robinson, East Bronx THE WINNER#2 | DEC. 28 "Don't be jealous. I only read it for the articles." –Charles Magnus, Kingsbridge Heights, Bronx Runners-up "Are you sure this train goes to the NBC building?" –Barry Shapiro, Fresh Meadows, Queens “Oh, please! You know they PhotoShop those 'chicks,' don’t you?” –Shawn Hunter, Whitestone, Queens THE WINNER#1 | DEC. 14 "This bear market is ruining my year-end bonus."—Thomas Budelman, Long Beach Runners-up “Which one of your geniuses wished me a Beary Christmas?” —Amy Bishop, Park Slope, Brooklyn "Relax, New York, I'm not Putin." —Mykhaylo Kryzhanovsky, Rego Park, Queens By amNewYork staff Share on Facebook Share on Twitter More on this topic Get to know the artist behind our caption contestThe Brooklyn comic book creator's work can be seen in "Krampus" and "Poe." Comments We're revamping our Comments section. Learn more and share your input.