Lifestyle Did someone say something stupid? Let's drink to that By MIKE VOGEL with MELISSA KRAVITZ Updated October 23, 2015 2:51 PM Print Share fbShare Tweet Email Let's get ready to rumble -- again! Wednesday brings us the third "Trump Unchained" reality show. Oops... GOP presidential primary debate. The first drew record numbers, but how many of you will tune in for the third round of this? CNBC's Carl Quintanilla, co-anchor of "Squawk on the Street" and "Squawk Alley," Becky Quick, co-anchor of "Squawk Box" and Chief Washington Correspondent John Harwood will host "The Republican Presidential Debate: Your Money, Your Vote," on October 28. Since it's possible one of these candidates might be our next president, you want to do your civic duty and watch, right? But how to get through it? Endure the two-hour main event by making it a drinking game. Care to join? Here are the rules: Photo Credit: Newsday When Donald Trump calls anyone "stupid" or a "loser," take a drink. When former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush (Jeb!) calls himself "Veto Corleone" for the 97th time, take a drink. When you start to think Ben Carson sounds like a reasonable guy, then he compares Obamacare to slavery, drink. When former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee says expecting Kentucky clerk Kim Davis to obey the law in the same-sex marriage case is "an attack on Christianity," drink. When Trump explains that he wasn't talking about Carly Fiorina's looks when he said, "Look at that face -- would anyone vote for that?," drink. When Fiorina replies, "Look at the ego on that misogynist -- would anyone vote for that?," drink. Photo Credit: Luke Frazza / AFP-Getty Images When a candidate compares himself to Ronald Reagan, drink. When anyone asks Jeb(!) why he stopped using his last name and how he feels about his mother saying, "We've had enough Bushes" in the White House, drink. When Ohio Gov. John Kasich defends expanding Medicaid under Obamacare to provide health care for poor families in his state, and the audience jeers, drink. When a candidate wants to avoid a question, and the candidate growls, "See? That's why everyone hates the media," drink. When Trump declares himself moderator of the debate, drink. Photo Credit: Scott Olson/Getty Images When Donald Trump has a legitimate suggestion to "Make America Great Again" finish your bottle. And don't stop drinking. Photo Credit: MANDEL NGAN/AFP/Getty Images Sure, the debate might remind you of the slim number of admirable candidates running for president in 2016. But hopefully by the end of the evening, you'll be too drunk to care. Playwright Mike Vogel blogs at newyorkgritty.net. By MIKE VOGEL with MELISSA KRAVITZ Share on Facebook Share on Twitter More on this topic Where to watch the GOP debate in NYCDon't hate on the debate -- watch it at one of these NYC spots. Comments We're revamping our Comments section. Learn more and share your input.