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Primates of Park Avenue: 8 quotes that will make you LOL at the UES

Primates of Park Avenue: 8 quotes that will make you LOL at the UES

The Upper East Side can be a jungle.

Wednesday Martin’s tell-all memoir ‘Primates of Park Avenue’ has been under scrutiny since it came out last month, but not without appropriate levels of Gossip Girl intrigue.

Whether or not all 248 pages are true, there are plenty of ridiculous, possibly believable stories about the Upper East Side.

From Birkin bags to SoulCycle, here are just a few of the great lines.

Melissa Kravitz