Aries This is an excellent week for penning a love letter — but don’t deliver it until the next full moon. Lucky belt notch: Third.
Taurus A highway exit, mistakenly taken, leads to a charming diner with horrible food. Stick with the milkshake! Lucky critter: Raccoon.
Gemini Your window for mending hurt feelings is shorter than lunch hour. Start crafting a sincere apology! Lucky punctuation mark: Em Dash.
Cancer Discouraging words inspire an effort that surpasses that of your detractor. Don’t gloat, and earn the respect of silent witnesses. Lucky Number: 78.
Leo Look skyward and thank Venus. Its orbit is about to kick your wacky money-making scheme into high gear. Lucky Stooge: Curly.
Virgo You will struggle all day to interpret a strange dream involving fish. A co-worker’s hunch holds the key. Lucky thickening agent: Cornstarch.
Libra A street fair vendor is amenable to your skilled haggling, late in a cloudy day or mid-way through a drizzly morning. Lucky snack: Pistachios.
Scorpio The final piece of an elaborate plan reveals itself this Thursday, at precisely 3:17pm. Pay attention! Lucky percentage: Seven and a half.
Sagittarius The theme of an ethnic pride parade float compels you to rush home and thumb through your high school yearbook. Lucky ill-advised hairstyle: Perm.
Capricorn Feel no guilt over keeping an expensive wedding gift for yourself. Give them a blender instead! Lucky Greek God: Apollo.
Aquarius You will wrestle with the notion that oversized hats and loud print shirts belong in your summertime wardrobe. Lucky frosting: Buttercream.
Pisces A wrong number phone caller may present you with a lucrative business opportunity. Chat them up! Lucky gender-neutral baby name: Pat.
