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Mystico Predicts, Week of Jan. 23, 2013

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Aries
Like the crane’s wingspan, your February ambitions are wide and majestic. Don’t be discouraged by a slow takeoff. Lucky binding agent: Paste.

Taurus
A barn owl has no more business in a studio apartment than you do in a pair of prohibitively expensive shoes. Lucky cake: Marble.

Gemini
When doves cry, your kind words have the power to dry their tears. That’s a metaphor! Lucky snack: Nutter Butters.

Cancer
Tuesday imbues you with the power to sing jealousy its swan song. Lucky meat dish: Pot roast.

Leo
Verbose Leos should take a page from the parrot’s limited vocabulary. Less is more! Lucky band: Nashville Cats.

Virgo
Like the dodo bird, a nasty habit you’ve conquered is best left extinct. Lucky table: Pool.

Libra
Your unwelcoming aura causes chicks and ducks and geese to scurry. Be nice! Lucky fringe location: On top.

Scorpio
A hat adorned with ostrich feathers makes for an effective peace offering. Lucky pie: Humble.

Sagittarius
This week, eagles and bold Sagittarians fly high on the wings of a profitable new venture. Lucky letter: P.

Capricorn
Buzzards are circling a bad idea you refuse to abandon. Lucky art: Deco.

Aquarius
A noisy crow will remind you to look both ways before crossing. Heed its timely warning! Lucky drink: Tang.

Pisces
Happy little bluebirds are precursors to a close encounter of the sexy kind. Lucky sound effect: Thunder.