Woof speed, Scottie!

After the death last year of Tarzan, his beloved red-nosed pit bull, Stanley Sydorowitz was at a loss. But he recently got two of the pups that Tarzan sired right before he passed on, naming them Taras Bulba, after a famous Cossack colonel portrayed by Yul Bryner in the movie of the same name, and James Tiberius Kirk, after the “Star Trek” captain. They are said to be getting lots of kisses from the girls on Avenue A.