mania.com. $20, $10 students.

No DiceA four-hour version of the eleven-hour epic culled from over 100 hours of taped telephone conversations with actors, friends and family about their jobs, personal problems, aspirations and dreams. Thru Dec. 30; Fri., Sat. & Sun. at 7pm. SYDNEY’S PLAYGROUND, 66 White St., bet Broadway & Church Sts. 212-868-4444. www.smarttix.com. $25.

Piaf: Love Conquers AllThe life and loves of the legendary French singer who stood only 4’10” and created music that reaches through generations and across oceans. Ages 12+. Thru Jan. 20; Sat. & Sun. at 2 & 8pm. THE SOHO PLAYHOUSE, 15 Vandam St., bet 6th & Varick. 212-691-1555. www.sohoplayhouse.com. $45, $35 seniors, $25 students.